Vehicle

Something tells me this kid isn’t going to grow up wanting a Hummer.
This is good because that is one less person I will have to hate.
I don’t find it constructive to judge others, it’s just a reflex.
Hating Hummer drivers is like scratching insect bites.
It won’t make them go away but it feels good.
So when you pull up next to me at a stoplight in a canary yellow defense weapon on chrome, I will judge you.
Not for your irresponsible use of resources.
Or your abject attempt to validate your status.
I will judge you because you fell for it.
I will judge you because you just don’t get it and you probably never will.
[Brooklyn]