If you got it

Flaunt it.
And if you don’t got it.
Flaunt it in the middle of Central Park.
With the Central Park Dance Skaters Association.
The C.P.D.S.A.
That’s right, they’ve got their very own acronym.
Past their prime, with moves that would put Kevin Bacon to shame.
Rocking a somewhat disturbing ratio of skin to spandex.
The C.P.D.S.A. is so wrong, it’s right.
Catch the dancers, skaters, and dancing skaters on Saturday and Sunday between 2:30 and 6:30.
Who said the freaks come out at night?
[Central Park]